<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032646701303528598</id><updated>2012-02-16T14:48:26.221-08:00</updated><title type='text'>VE's About</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vehowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4032646701303528598/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vehowabout.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>VE</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2377/3083/1600/ve1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032646701303528598.post-7218402998451894030</id><published>2008-12-27T20:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T05:56:48.250-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So What's This Blog All About?</title><content type='html'>Come on now. You aren't one of these people that read the damn manual are you? Oh I get it...you just want to cut to the chase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fantastical Nonsense is a humor blog. It's entirely orginal. I make up the topics, the observations, the concepts. Creativity and originality are EVERYTHING in my world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VE is a made up person. He's me, but not completely. He's got his own style: juvenile but creative. Crazy but lazy. Wity, not shitty. You get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes...my little avatar picture is the real me with a Howdy Doody crayon box over my face so that I may keep my actual job without them finding out I actually don't work at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quit bitchin' about the urine colored blog color. I like it that way...it's my way of sneaking up on you and putting your hand in a cup of warm liquid while you're sleeping. It's gonna make you pee one way or another: either through laughter or through subliminal color transference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are HUNDREDS of posts here but less than 5 with my true actual picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, ok, I steal photos mercilessly to use here. But I typically always use them for my own comedy. I do create a lot of my own stuff too. There are many funny photos on here you will find nowhere else...because I created them!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is actually multiple blogs. I've got the "Home" one that contains the post material. I typically post 5 times a week (Monday through Friday) but it is a blog and I'll do whatever I feel like. The other blogs comprise this piece, my song parodies, my "Photos of the Day" and a section for the "best of"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a social blogger. If you comment I will almost always comment back. If you comment, I'll link your blog up on mine. I keep a periodic running tally of all those that have commented and sort my blog roll based on that tally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So enjoy....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4032646701303528598-7218402998451894030?l=vehowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4032646701303528598/posts/default/7218402998451894030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4032646701303528598/posts/default/7218402998451894030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vehowabout.blogspot.com/2008/12/so-whats-this-blog-all-about.html' title='So What&apos;s This Blog All About?'/><author><name>VE</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2377/3083/1600/ve1.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
